Oh the art of facebook rape. It is the most entertaining thing since the invention of the happy slap. It gives me such joy to catch my friends, and even Duckie off guard by changing their statuses to such things as ” i like to pleasure myself with kittens in cupboards”… what an uneventful life I lead.

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