My girlfriend is a duck



Girls are so confusing!


Girls. You can’t live with them and you can’t live without them! They are the mysterious beings that seem to dominate our world and entice our eyes with their sexy bodies. Only god knows what goes on in their pretty little heads.

And then they quack on about the bitchyness of life and whether their “bum looks big” in all kinds of contraptions they call clothes. With all their faults,  I just can’t get enough of them. With all their moaning and groaning about not paying them enough attention, or the sudden change of mood that drags with the dreaded PMS, I’m so glad I’ve fallen for Duckie.

And yes, my girlfriend is a duck.

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